Do everyone a favor...

There are a lot of things that people will say in response to things said to them...For exampl when you insult a person they will give an imediate defensive answer. But some of their responses rub me the wrong way. Basically they give lame answers and comebacks, here is a list of comebacks or sayings that piss me off.

The List: No order of importance.

1. "Takes one to know one" - Yeah.. SHUT UP. So when someone calls you a "stupid douche" and you respond w/ "takes one to know one!".You're saying YOU'RE still douche and a stupid one at that. But it's ok 'cause he's a douche too...
2. "I Know you are, but what am I?" - Holy shit, just open yourself up for more insults. That's something a damn 5 year old would say. Oh man that one pisses me off just thinking about it.
3. "In my humble opinion aka IMHO" - Well well well...good one asshole. 'Cause who else's opinion would it be? What the fuck makes your opinion so special that it's more humble than the rest of ours? I wish someone would say that to me right now.
4. "NO offense or anything..." - Really dickhead? You know you're about to say something offensive to that person. Then why even bother saying "no offense". Basically, you're saying "I dont give a damn how you're gonna take this, so I'm gonna say it anyway." Do everyone a favor, shut the hell up
5. "That's the last place I would have looked" - Well, no shit sherlock! If you found it there, that would be the last place wouldn't it? Do everyone a favor, shut the hell up.