Back in the raq

Back in Iraq finally, after quite a few hours of flying w/ ATA and the military. Let me give you some advice...don't fly ATA . Let me tell you why, their foods sucks monkey balls! I mean first they forget to give food to my whole row. I thought maybe at first, they just ran out and was gonna come back to give us our meal. After waiting, we realize that they weren't coming back...but they actually started giving people seconds! Finally we get their attention, she offers me both beef and chicken. I must say, there's been better looking shit to come out of my ass. Ok that's a horrible saying. The main meal wasn't really what got me. It was the piece of cheese that came w/ the meal for the crackers.
So I got pretty excited and opened that little cute piece of cheese out of the wrapper, since it seemed like the best thing they had to offer. WRONG! In the midst of all the excitement I had for that cheese, I didn't realize how bad and rottened it smelled. I mean it smelled like straight open ASS. By the time I had realized I was eating straight ASS, it was too late. Done, swallowed. I seriously thought I was gonna die on the spot. I can't begin to tell you how nasty this cheese was. Then, my life started flashing before my eyes and in front of me that piece of cheese I had just bitten off of. What a way to go, not in the combat zone, that I've had to spend 2 years of my life in. But I was gonna die by the way of the cheese.
Moral of the story is, dont eat the cheese or fly ATA. If you don't take my warning and decide to fly ATA, cause your a cheap bastard, you too will suffer the same fate I did. There are bad cheese all around us, it just takes one to kill you.